1.) It isn't a big secret that 'John O'Shei' is not my real name. Hell, I'd actually feel offended if you ever believed that it was.

2.) It's the internet, who uses their real names on forums, really? Hell, I've even met people in real life on forums and the username will still get used outside as a common nickname. Even after I've introduced myself by my real name. This doesn't tend to happen in ESL as to be perfectly honest, I can't really relate to the vast majority of teachers in China, despite there being a few good regular posting guys on here.

3.) You are obviously a special little foreign downy rather than a Chinglish speaking one, who has failed to learn any Chinese whatsoever. This is proven by your mistaken belief that I am spelling my posting alias nickname somehow incorrectly.

4.) Once again, you failed to realise that the name of my alias refers to my wish to remain anonymous. Even HSK level 1 students would instantly get that one, but you aren't going to work that one out by licking windows, bothering corpses or cleaning sewers for a living, are you?

5.) You have been given the chance to point out other names that I have used. Go ahead and do so, I don't really give a toss. I'm not going to feel guilty about causing trouble for anybody that runs a shit school.

And yes, I probably have used the odd one-off alias for the odd joke post on here, but to be honest I feel slightly too old to be posting goatse.cx or meatspin etc to wind people up these days. Although I should probably start doing that on the off-chance that it would make some silly Chinese person that defends a shitty TC cry at the shock horror of it.

6.) Silverboy made a very good post about staying anonymous in another thread. I guess you want to keep your work away from your private life. Also there's all the wumao crew out there, why would you want to announce your real identity to the world?