Let's dispose of half of your rant. I'm a man and was Christened Carrol. I don't care what you think about gay marriage.

I don't care what the Chinese do. But I do know this, that the foreign teacher should remain aloof from undesirable Chinese activities and set a good example for the students under his tuition. it doesn't sound like you are doing a very good job to me. If you cease your 'heavy drinking?' you may be able to get the right end of the stick before you reply. And you will teach better.

I'm not actually homophobic, but I just love winding up those that believe themselves to be untouchable due to being part of a minority of some sort.

Basically, your judgement is of zero value to me. Not only have you never seen me teach, you are not my employer either. Besides, I have done far more in China, than simply teach! What about you? What's your greatest achievement in China, not getting arrested for getting your fingers stuck in the choir yet?

It is clear to see that you are one of those Western cunts with a high degree of self-entitlement. Are you too proud to partake in a wee little ganbei with your bosses or your friends? You probably don't have any friends in China, because you are completely unable to accept cultural differences and you falsely believe yourself to be better than everybody else.

You are only here to teach English, not to go on a crusade to save the world from sin. In fact, preachy behaviour like yours is kind of illegal in China, although you appear to be more of a recovering alcoholic preacher than a member of the Fiddy Kiddler God-Squad Church of Molestry of some bible-belt shit town. Those kind of preachers are quite annoying, possibly worse than the fempats. Luckily for you, you are likely to relapse at least once in the future, much to our entertainment.

By the way, the Chinese government appears to be on a bit of a mission to fight against the teaching of universal values, especially the unwanted Western influence that comes with it. Although some of what is taking place is a bit pathetic and paranoid, I must say that if it somehow keeps the self-righteous twats like you away from teaching in China, I'm all for it. I am quite looking forward to seeing dicks like you getting deported in the near future.

As for me, I'm not really able to have a proper night out at the moment because I am being a good responsible teacher, preparing the final exams for students and doing the marking, but on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I will be getting a little merry.