The creature in your photo is not a crocodile. Drink can do that, you can end up seeing things that don't exist. I am talking of situations and also physical manifestations. When you've downed a few,that balding Chinese FAO can turn into a gorgeous hunk of meat. Best you keep your mind clear this Christmas and not get yourself into trouble.

I am just going to do what normal people do this Christmas. Eat too much, drink a few more bevvies than usual and have fun, unlike you!