Woodbine Willie is only the one you can call "dear boy" because you have the same amount of intelligence as he does. If you ever said that to me in person, you might find yourself staring up at the beautiful, blue sky of the great old US of A while I stare down at you admiring what my two closest associates (the left and the right) just did. Give your apologies to me if you are that much of a man.

When something does not work as well as it could, son we go ahead and improve the system. We do not devolve into a more barbaric state of running things (like what you would want). People like you never did anything for others, enjoy mediocrity and being a bust eternally.