Rants are good. They come right from your heart, and there is no false in them

They only too frequently come right out of a bottle; and whereas the drunkard may well be showing what he really is stripped of his veneer of civilised behaviour, we can hardly say that what is coming from his heart is good. You do come out with some bunkum sometimes. As for fishes and monkeys in swimming pools..FIDDLESTICKS!