In response to Re Pretend and Real Teachers (Beth)

So you're not interested in teaching ESL? What on earth are you doing frequenting a board for ESL teaching, then?!

That has also crossed my mind, Turnoi mate?

Although perhaps it's a blessing you aren't... Seeing as your grasp of English grammar is so weak.... "and I am not interested to teach such stuff" should be "and I am not interested in teaching such stuff"

I take back my suggestion of you applying for a position in the ablutions. With language like that we simply cannot allow you to wield your squeegee anywhere near a toilet or restroom frequented by impressionable young Chinese. They could well copy you spluttering out this

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