Most of all, I would say this. Think carefully about why you're coming to China to teach. If it's because you're genuinely interested in teaching, want to experience Chinese culture, want to learn Chinese, etc., then great. You should definitely consider coming over.

If any of the following apply to you:

- You think English teaching is an easy way to pay for your travels.
- You have no interest in English teaching.
- You can't speak, read or write English at an advanced (C2) level.
- You want to chase Chinese girls.
- You are a moaner.

then please stay in your home country.

Hats off to you, sir! Perfectly said!