Authors tend to depression, alcoholism and suicide. Don't do it.

OK, if you're still determined you're probably at least slightly masochistic and mad. This helps.

Write a good book, or at least part of a book, but preferably a whole book.

You have to type it. Double spaced with big margins and page numbered. Your manuscript should not have marmalade, coffee, or red wine stains. Agents and publishers will be unmoved by tear stains too. Heartless I know but it's tough out there. Plain white paper only and even if you are writing romance no pink or lilac please. Don't bind your manuscript. I know it makes it look more like a book but still no binding. That's your publisher's job.

Before submitting to publishers try to get a good agent. A good agent will not ask you for money upfront, will know publishers, and will love your book. You can find agents in publications such as Writers' & Artists' Year Book. Usually they don't accept email, will want a cover letter, synopsis, and 1-3 sample chapters. Check. Oh and an SAE if you want to get your MS back along with a rejection slip.

Please don't use my agent who should be too busy looking after me.

Expect rejections. There are many reasons for rejections only one of which is that your writing is rubbish.

If you can't get an agent contact publishers directly. Check that they accept unsolicited submissions.

Expect rejections. There are many reasons for rejections only one of which is that your writing is rubbish.

If a publisher accepts you, get an agent. (Hah, so now they want you!) Your agent will laugh at the paltry advance your publisher has offered you, renegotiate that, plus much better royalty rates and even possibly get you a multiple book deal. They will be so wonderful that you really shouldn't mention how they originally rejected your submission.

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