......yes it would charm whores and Chinese birds alike- another nice watch.

You've got that right. It would be whores and the like charmed by such bangles. However, women who are self realized or hope to have a fulfilling life based on much more than trinkets and who can actually find deeper meaning in life than what can be found in the acquisition of material goods, would not be interested. Nor would they be attracted to men with shallow awareness who think that such things will make them more than they really are.