Sounds all quite funny. The only problem is that the charade you are involved in is harmful for real teachers, for example in China as it gives all REAL teachers a bad name. You are certainly not a person of integrity.

Don't worry about it, it's Sunday tomorrow and time to repent. Sing that merry song "Abibe with me"- It goes- "Abibe with me fast fail the eventide- hang on a jiff, here tis:-

Abibe with me, fast falls the eventide
The darkness deepens Lord, with me abibe
When other helpers fail and comforts flee
Help of the helpless, oh, abibe with me
Swift to its close ebbs out life's little day
Earth's joys grow dim, its glories pass away
Change and decay in all around I see
O Thou who changest not, abibe with me
I fear no foe, with Thee at hand to bless
Ills have no weight, and tears no bitterness
Where is death's sting?
Where, grave, thy victory?
I triumph…