> Yeh, right Mr. Altruism. While you are saving the world, I have a
> better idea. Lets all get together and have a world-wide sit down
> teachers strike. Can you imagine? The schools would be in a panic.
> Even a small union organized over the Web would do the trick.

> UNIONIZE!!!

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Dear Union Brethren,

Unfurl those banners, ESL instructors! Let's polish our boots! Let's practice our slogans:
"Shame on management!" ... "Give us a raise!" ..."Give us some new textbooks!" "Give us western-style toilets!" ... "Give us our pre-negotiated air fares!" ... "Give us some RESPECT, already!" ("Duhhhh....I get no respect from NOBODY!" ... [sorry, Rodney])

AHA! I can see it now: a ONE-MONTH worldwide ESL teachers' strike! Scads of Chinese and Korean agents biting the dust ... committing mass suicide for lack of a sure future ... others smoking and coffee-ing themselves to death ... while still others fleeing their countries before the bill-collectors catch up with them, while, in so doing, leaving mounds of concubines and illicit children thereof, not to mention their Mazarati and Mercedes ego-strokers attained with the blood of poor, unsuspecting dupes like us! YEAH ... RIGHT ON! That WOULD be something worth seeing! Ergo, let me enter MY name as the FIRST supporter of your strike, my brother!

Unionize NOW!

The Arrogant One