Sit down. You speak with the grace of a boulder

Not trying to cast shade over your good post but it's a bit of a stretch of the imagination to expect a bolder to have any views let alone give voice to them. I think you meant to say 'the grace of a fool' or many other nouns will fit? 我们扯平了 wo shi dui de, wo shi dui de ma- hahaha all jolly good fun