I want to be sexually harassed by hordes of Thai, Korean, and Vietnamese women. To be raped by them would be better, lol!

Wot if they chopped your little mate off and kept it as a souvenir and then threw you out of a speeding camper van without your passport on a Chinese motorway? Hahahaha! Actually you won't be the first male rape victim. I myself was dumped outside Winn Dixie in Miami years ago, keks ripped to shreds, feeling very used and dirty- that was a gang of six foul-mouthered blondes and [edited]