As an add-on, we should make it clear what type of married man I am and what type you would hyave been if you had found that Chinese wife. Right, you would have had a wife you shopped for and I am a normal type of man who wasn't looking for a wife and it just happened naturally. Well, no brownie points for guessing which type of marriage would have been likely to have succeeded.

Now as for this Thai woman you married. You did give us a cock-and -bull story about you meeting her at university while studying for your masters in Linguistics...but let's be reasonable and suggest you met her on an on-line dating agency- well, what sodding chance did that marriage have!!? You really should switch your advice to bring it up to the same as you give concerning 'Training Centres': "Don't go through agencies or wife recruiters if you want a good and reliable contract of work/marriage, you should approach the potential wife/state school directly" But if you want a pretend wife/job f**k off and don't take my advice-Take a hike and on yer bike!! Just saying on.