Never mind all about that, you're just repeating the same old twaddle "Don't marry a poor girl, she'll take all your money!!" No, what we want to know is, where is that Thai wife of yours? You avoided paying her any money because the right to stay in Australia was handed over to her in lieu of whores wages. But we can all do with a laugh so elaborate for us how you met at masters degree in linguistics university where you both fell in love.

I sit and think and decide what is more likely, she was a rich lady whom you impressed with your gold jewelry and silver tongue, OR, she was just another Pattayan whore who liked the idea of living in Australia...but not with you, she didn't tell you that bit? Now is I right?