Oh, no! I'd rather hire Yeti the snowman or a camel or a gorilla to be my guide than asking someone like that Fifi poster....LOL

Fun aside, I know the country quite a bit and I have one of the most reliable and trustworthy guides on my side already - a grateful graduate student. I'll send my check-in luggage by a transport company in advance to the airport to avoid any hassle when taking the high speed train from Amsterdam to Munich airport on Sunday.

"If you need a good PA and travelling companion you could do a lot worse than asking Fifi(could get priority posts,) unless she's already with SB. They is both missing!"