Public universities in China should cut all ties with these schools. They are a disgrace.

Now now now, Trumpsey, I've earned a lot of money thanks to the British Council, I'll have you know! Collusion with IELTS officials doesn't happen, you've been listening to that poster who claims all Chinese Kindergartens are language mills, hahaha! They just come out with this rubbish without an ounce of truth.

You have a good week, Trumpsey. I have been locked out of the garage and await a new knob from eBay...bloody £17!