I love posts like this, you can see clearly off the bat the grammmer errors.

british? A British person who doesn't put a capital B? mm

The lack of capitals at the start of sentence....hold on. Need to finish reading this.

Yup and the CAPITALS in the middle of a sentence...no. Try and work hard. Do they try and work at the same time?

Strenuous effort? Mmmm

Chinese, English and Korean without capitals.

i instead off I?

Yeah Mr British - you're about as British and Mr Oxford was an Oxford man in my last school.

Sorry. No good to fake an English teacher with such poor writing.

Busted!